Read what happened. Nothing more.
When account connections launch, you'll choose whether to connect read-only transaction data for a spending recap. No account connection is available today.
Early access · Opening soon
Same spending.Funnier future.
Spend Roast will turn your spending patterns into a funny, clear-eyed recap—then help you turn the laugh into a goal you can actually keep.
We are collecting interest—not bank data. Account connections are a future product step, not live today.
Spend RoastPreview 01
You spent
$412
on DoorDash.
That's basically a part-time chef salary.
Respectfully
Next move
Redirect one order a week.
Share card preview Privacy-safe by choice
The loop
A better money habit starts with an honest laugh.
See the pattern nobody else notices.
Your categories become a roast that is funny enough to remember and specific enough to change something.
Keep it private—or make the group chat laugh.
You'll choose what goes on a share card before it leaves the app. The roast is yours; the punchline is optional.
Turn one joke into one doable goal.
A future savings coach will turn the trend behind your roast into a simple next move, not a lecture.
Trust before transactions
Your money story deserves boundaries.
Spend Roast is still early. We're building interest now and designing the future product around clear choices—not vague promises.
Read-only by design
Future account connections are planned to be limited to transaction viewing—never money movement.
Consent before comedy
You will be able to see what you connect and choose whether a roast is created from it.
Controls that respect you
Deletion and disconnect controls are planned before Spend Roast opens account connections.
The early list
Be first in line when the roasts land.
Leave your email for launch updates and occasional build notes. No financial data, no account setup, no surprise sales pitch.
Joining the list records your interest. It does not create an account or connect financial data.